brispeak:

I love how casual this is like, this is just what life would be like if pokemon were real.

donotfearthedarkness:

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

tinsil:

“all this takes a lot of gettin’ used to. and you do get used to it, after a while.”

rucks for jkgames

lemniscateouroboros:

colds november

jellyguy:

now you can have an official nintendo blog

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document. 

hellclean:

has this joke been made already or

bratscad:

It begins.

jawslightning:

aviarei:

What if right after putting on the Queen’s ring for the first time Jack didn’t like his new hat and he tried to get rid of it but couldn’t

THIS NEEDS TO BE INCUDED IN CANON

ssophoo:

blightwalker:

drtoof:

it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back

Best joke. everyone else can go home.

Xbox go home

galacticenkidulgaa:

pomegranateflavoredjuicebeverage:

braavosis:

sokkcoli:

quietprofanity:

snoipahkat:

P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE

Son of a bitch …

NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

#We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se

#the last conairbender

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.